Had 2 exams today: Chemistry and English.

What the fuck was that English test anyway? Why do we even bother to do it? Oral and reading comprehension. Oral comprehension was on tape, as usual. It starts.
"Final Enlish test, sec. 5, blablabla. You have 5 minutes to familiarize yourelf with the questions. [5 minutes' pause] Part One. Listen to the tape. Read the questions. [1:30 min. pause]"

At that point we were like "WTF? do we look like idiots?"

1:30 min. later...
 
TAPE:"Write the answers in the designated space in the Answer Booklet."

Well, DUH!

TAPE: "The questions are in chronological order."

*headdesk*

 Every text read twice. SLOWLY and CLEARLY. Gawd. Questions easy as hell.

TAPE: GIRL: [says some stuff about cravings]
GUY:"Chocolate! It's the only thing that calms me down before an exam."

QUESTION: "When does the guy crave chocolate?"



I'm in High School, right? ... OK. Just checking.

Hi!